It's the Racist Potato.
He's running for President of the United States on a platform of bigotry, xenophobia, and high-potassium starch. His positions are sometimes controversial, always delicious with gravy. And he really dislikes Donald Trump for some reason.
Without further ado, I bring you the latest words of wisdom from the would-be SPOTUS (Spud President of the United States)...Racist Potato.
|As a potato, he has a point.|
|He's not about to suppress his true feelings, libtards.|
|Jeb! might be down with it. But he has made|
no official statement on the topic.
|Vote or, you know, else.|
|My God, they're both potatoes! I'm convinced.|