|THOSE EYES. ALL THE CREAM FOR YOU.|
I've narrowed it down to two favorites.
From Christopher Waldrop: Catty Pecksniff.
From Karen McBoob: Scarlet O'Hairball
How to choose?
|No, little taco commercial girl.|
There can be only one.
Turns out she's got bloomers and kitty toes!!!
|Pictured: Bloomers and kitty toes!!!|
Although I totally appreciate the Victorian whimsy of Catty Pecksniff, my abiding love of terrible puns compels me to choose Scarlet O'Hairball as the winning name.
And I've decided that Ms. O'Hairball will no longer have to live in a box, but will be given a place of honor in my new apartment.
She seems like a purrrrrfect accessory.
I hope the Siamese kitten doesn't attack her on sight.
I love you guys, did I mention that?
Because I do.