And not just because Nickelodeon is bringing back H.R. Pufnstuf (which it totally is).
But also because Precocious Daughter's Homecoming is this weekend. And because my goddamn house is under contract for the FOURTH - see that number, mofos? - time in two months. And also, let's not forget, because my almost-ex calls me about four times a day to pour his heart out to me as if we're still somehow a couple.
Annnndddd...my parents offered to send me a little money to help me pay bills until the house finally sells, but of course the check has gotten lost in the bowels of the U.S. Postal Service.
Annnndddd...I still don't have a washer-dryer, so I get to hit up a laundromat this weekend, which is my favorite thing.
Annnndddd...I still don't have any furniture. No biggie. Sofas are overrated. Kitchen tables, too.
Anyway...just busy. Also, I submitted two articles to a new online magazine, and they might actually get published. Links if it happens.
I hope all of you are busy in a good way. Hugs. Come back later and I'll have a real post about squirrels or Donald Trump or some shit. Promise.