White floor tile sucks, you guys.
|I'd rather have this. It gets less dirty.|
Scrubbing, then rinsing with clean water, then drying with towels to prevent streaks.
That fucking floor was filthy.
And now it's sparkly-clean and sanitized.
|So many latex gloves sacrificed their lives today.|
And then we laughed and laughed.
But she did indicate that she wanted to learn to cook. And we agreed that she should find a recipe she wanted to make, and we would buy the ingredients and make it together.
|Go ahead and give me shit for impugning housewives.|
I dare you.
I AM SORE.
But the house is sparkly-clean and smells like Clorox Clean Linen bleach.
My daughter is a hard worker with a great attitude. I can't believe I gave birth to her. I can't believe we're going to be roommates.
On Tuesday the photographer comes to shoot the house.
It will be clean, bitches.
I love my PDaughter.
I love life.