Yeah, not going to post a picture of that.
|But, you know, cloven.|
Deal with it.
But the most distinctive feature of my feets is that the pinky toes have nails that are split vertically from tip to base. Like a goat, or a pig. Jews are Biblically required to shun me, you guys.
|I'm really nice once you get to know me, though.|
I would like to hear from anyone out who suffers from toenails similarly split in half.
Or really from any physical anomaly that is specifically called out as sinful in the goddamn Bible.
This blog is a no-judgment zone. Feel free to tell me how you're freaky.
I think we'd all enjoy learning.