Thursday, May 14, 2015

Nothing

This post is literally nothing.

Sorry.

Go read the fucking Bloggess or something.

I'll be back tomorrow or so.

4 comments:

  1. I can't follow instructions.

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  2. I can't follow instructions.

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  3. So a rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this a joke?"

    A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Murray?"

    A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under one arm. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The guy says, "One for me and one for the road."

    A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?" The bartender says, "For you? No charge!"

    Shakespeare walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We're not serving you. You're bard!"

    A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve string." The piece of string storms out, writhes in frustration, and musses up his hair. He goes back in. The bartender asks, "Aren't you that piece of string?" The piece of string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

    A guy walks into a bar holding a car door. The bartender asks, "What's with that?" The guy says, "If I get hot I can just roll down the window."

    A pirate with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that thing?" The parrot says, "The Caribbean. There's a ton of 'em down there."

    A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop."

    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

    A dog with a bandaged foot walks into a bar. He says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

    A pink squirrel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you." The squirrel asks, "Who invents these cocktails? Salvador Dali?"

    Like Simoree I can't follow instructions. Life gives me lemons and I make orange juice.

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    1. I think I love you. The Shakespeare one made me LOL. Thank you, my friend.

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