Here are some things I want to write about, but I can't, because reasons. Maybe later.
It seems a number of my readers dislike their feet as much I dislike mine.
There's a guy in my office who just did a total dick move on me, and it made me cry.
It looks as if Texas is going to pass open carry of handguns. And based on the people who are pissed off by that, I could be fine with it.
I'm taking a week off work next month and need to know what I should do.
Based on actual readership of my blog, I'm expecting, like, 12 people to give me advice about my whole entire life.
I am meaningless - discuss.