Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Things on My Brain

I got a lot of stuff happening in my brain right now.

It's getting a workout.
I feel as if my thoughts are ricocheting off each other, never following a straight path, never coming to rest. It's like having random images flickering constantly in my head.

You know?

It's like, boom, President Obama with a koala.

And then zing, mouse armor.

Bam, Eartha Kitt and James Dean playing bongos!

Pow, mole world domination.

Zap, lace-up banana.

And I don't even know what all.

We all have days like this, right? When our minds turn into endless warehouses full of clutter, and a little voice inside tells us we have, like, 15 minutes and a can of tuna to create a complete filing system?

So that's why this is my only post tonight. I'm hoping a good's night will trigger a brain dump, and I can string together some coherent thoughts for you guys. You can relate, can't you?

And now if you'll excuse me, I have to find a can of tuna.


  1. Random thoughts are awesome and show that your brain is fully functioning on multiple levels.

    Unless it's 3am and you're trying to sleep. Then your brain is just being a dick.

  2. There's nothing wrong with random thoughts. What's annoying is when your brain unexpectedly decides to scream something weird like "Mahavishnu Orchestra!' at you and you start laughing. That can totally ruin a eulogy.

  3. Those are the bacteria inside your intestines and the mites crawling around your eyelash follicles screaming their thoughts at you. Trillions of bacteria, thousands of mites. All that thinking! Just think about it.

    Or, you know, don't.


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