|This seems appropriate.|
|Food is good food.|
I just need to know that I can write a book.
|Books are amazing. Really.|
I'm telling you guys this because I want you to be all over me on this. All over me like fire ants on bare feet. Like marinara on meatballs. Like crazy on Open Carry members.
|Jesus wants us to carry Russian assault rifles. OBVIOUSLY.|
Ask me how it's going. Pester me about when it's going to be done. Tell me I'm not freaking crazy to think I can write a whole book. Because your support, Drunkards, means the world to me. You're why I keep writing this blog. And I'd love to give you a book.
Here goes. Here's my goal for 2015. This may be the hardest thing I've ever done.
But I've survived a lot of difficult shit. Surely I can survive doing what I love.
I'll keep you posted, if that's OK.