And of course, it's all due to my spirit sociopath, Kory Watkins.
|Shown here in front of the Texas state flower, the bluebonnet.|
Because he wants Texas to be blue! I knew it!
|Forget open carry, this photograph should be made illegal.|
CJ, if you're reading this...let's be friends again. We could grab a beer, as long as you promise not to shoot me the way you threaten to shoot everybody you don't like.
But back to Kory, he of the trilby hat and rapidly lengthening arrest record.
|Before he was a freedom crusader,|
he was just another diamond-earring-
wearing douchebag posing in front of
If you haven't seen the video KoKo took of him and buddies being assholes in the office of Rep. Pancho Nevarez, here it is.
KoKo is the one repeatedly using the word "bro." Because that's what Constitutional scholars do.
Still, kudos to KoKo and Kompany. Just one day after courageously getting kicked out of Rep. Nevarez' office for acting like Biff from Back to the Future, he pretty much single-handedly got the Texas Legislature to respond, not with hollow words, but with actions.
That's right: The House approved putting panic buttons in legislators' offices so they can kick out disrespectful, unruly buffoons masquerading as "patriots."
|If only they'd approved the Trap Door Initiative, as well.|
You sure know how to get the government to act. I think everyone should know how you caused the entire Texas House of Representatives to change its procedures just because of you.
You go, Kory Watkins. (Open) carry on, my wayward son.