Monday, May 27, 2013

V is Also for Bad Sci-Fi Shows and Weird Graphic Novels

We're up to V on the A to Z Swearing Challenge. I decided to make up my own word again. Because making up words is fun and makes me feel a bit like an etymological goddess. And who doesn't want to be one of those?

Today's word is...vaginaraptor.

From the Latin raptor, meaning "plunderer" or "thief," and the also Latin vagina,, "vagina." (Actually, "sheath"...yes, really, something you put your dagger in OMG boys are so literal-minded.)

Thus, a vaginaraptor is a pussy-snatcher.

Help! Help! I iz kittynapped!
Um, yeah.

Didn't Pat Benatar sing a song about that?

You're a vaginaraptor...
Put your dagger in my sheath.

Well, that escalated quickly to total inappropriateness.

You're welcome.

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