Sunday, August 26, 2012

What's Wrong with My Life?

Last night I watched an old Bob Hope movie on TV, had a few drinks, and roamed the Web.

Meanwhile, I just learned that my good friend Riley's Mom had a party last night to which the police had to be called to fend off a chainsaw-wielding neighbor who was threatening to murder a Honda.

Which I imagine went down something like this.
Clearly I've got to get out more. I need to start crashing parties. Or at least start watching better movies. Or get a chainsaw.


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