|Mostly white, as it turns out.|
|So does my friend Blubber McWalrus.|
|So is this muskmelon.|
|Gov. Perry is in his comfort zone when it comes to scores being on the low side.|
|Sweet tea apparently doesn't get you as wasted as maple syrup.|
|Newt Gingrich, for example, is doing great with the |
"Voters Who Look Like the Old Guy in Up and
Also Suck at Staying Married" demographic.
But hey, on to South Carolina, by all means. Just don't peak too soon. After all, your home state primary isn't until April 3. All of us in Texas are looking forward to sealing your nomination then.
Sorry, couldn't do it with a straight face.