|Ukraine is the one on the right.|
|Not necessarily a bad thing. |
Hello, Vitaly Klitschko!
But since I have a fan base in Ukraine, I'm going to make it my mission to suck up to it. Я люблю Україну! I think that means "I Love Ukraine." Google Translate could be yanking my chain, and maybe I just started a war. Please, oh wise and physically attractive Ukrainians, correct me if I'm mangling your language in an insensitive and possibly obscene way.
I'd like to visit Ukraine one day. The Crimea is part of Ukraine. That's where the famous Yalta conference was held during World War II, and it's where all the Soviet leaders used to take their vacations. Sounds like a happening place. So does Kiev, the capital. Looks like a great place to have a huge parade for a visiting American blogger. I'm just saying.
Mostly, I'd like to know what the hell the fascination is that the Ukrainian people have with this little old scribbler in Texas. Whatever it is, I need to work on a way to infect everyone in the world with it. Let's fill the Internet with love, people! Kuuumbayaaaaa...
|Or if you prefer, Fah who for-aze! Dah who dor-aze!|
Будь ласка, надсилайте гроші!