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There's also this gem: "Weiner claimed that he didn't believe he used any government resources while sending various photos to women he'd met online." Oh, Rep. Weiner. Don't sell yourself short. You are a precious government resource. Every last inch of you. And I believe you used yourself to excellent advantage.
The Weiner dog states that he never personally met any of the women he graced with topless and/or bottomless photos, and that he is not going to resign over this matter of his member of the House. This is, however, the same man who demonstrates a tenuous grasp of the word "certitude." Also, he previously apologized for being "a little stiff" with reporters, whereas everybody knows you never use the words "stiff" and "little" in the same sentence if you want to impress the ladies. Or the men. Or Brian Williams.
I don't want to beat this issue. It's been raging long enough. With the Congressman's confession of his boner, we should let it run its course and come to completion. Dab at it with a tissue and zip it up, I say.
On the other hand, I'll bet I could come up with a lot more weiner jokes if I had to. So maybe this isn't the time to go soft on this matter. Rep. Weiner, it's up to you. Tell us what the thrust of our continued coverage should be. Just don't be a dick about it.