Now they've released a new product, ripped from today's talk-show monologues: the Anthony Weiner Action Figure. I am so not kidding.
|His shorts say "Tweet this!"|
Just like his real shorts.
|Here's the tiny little pattern I would use.|
|But I don't wanna live in the Malibu Dream House!|
So go order yourself a Weiner with the works, if that's your thing. Me, I'll be looking at a real American hero:
That's right, the anatomically correct Joe Biden. They don't call him the Vice President for nothing. Rrrooowwwrrr.