Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Nothin' But a Dumb Joke Today

Today I have for you...just a joke.  It's a Polish joke, but don't be offended; you can replace the Poles with Irish or Aggies or whomever you wish to laugh at.  Because I'm sensitive to your political correctness.  You're welcome.
Last year, Russian archaeologists dug down 10 meters just outside Moscow and found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years.  They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Russians, in the weeks that followed, British archaeologists excavated to a depth of 20 meters just outside London and found traces of 200-year-old copper wire.  They concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced communications network a hundred years earlier than the Russians.

Shortly aftwerwards, Polish archaeologists attacked the earth just outside Warsaw with their shovels and picks.  They reported that they found absolutely nothing and declared that 300 years ago, Poland had already gone wireless. 

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