Dear Charlie:
I had planned to give up drinking for Lent this year. But if you recall, I already stopped drinking on February 28 as a challenge to you to not die. So now I'll have to give up something else on top of booze in order to complete my period of contemplation and self-discipline in spiritual preparation for Easter. That kind of pisses me off.
Thanks for ruining Lent, Charlie.
Love,
Always Drunk
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