I feel I need to apologize. I was just checking my blogstats, and apparently an unsuspecting citizen arrived at Always Drunk via a Google search for "teddy bear costume." Instead he/she landed on this:
This of course is a placenta teddy bear. And no decent person hoping to fulfill a child's innocent wish to dress up as a stuffed bear should ever have to see such a thing. My apologies for being a repository of such filth.
Unless you're one of those furries. In that case, I'm sure nothing shocks you, and if it did maybe it would give you a push in the right direction toward getting some perspective on your life. I mean, damn. Not judging here, but damn.
But if you're somebody's grandma, I'm truly sorry if this image troubled you. Unless you're a grandma who is also a furry. Then, you know, try playing Scrabble or something. Damn.