Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Name Name Name

As several of you have pointed out...

...Precocious Daughter has not yet named her car.

I mean, does this pretty boi deserve a name or what?

In Casa Baudelaire, we name everything.

PDaughter's clarinet is named Lawrence.

My car is named Benedict Cumberhatch.


Yet this beautiful 2015 Mazda3 lacks a name.

So I'm throwing it open to my loyal Drunkards.

Suggest a name for PDaughter's whip.

It's a sparkly black compact sedan, just so ya know.

All monikers will be considered.



  1. My 2012 Mazda3 is Yvor. Because my license plate starts with YYY. So. Y not?

    The name will come to her.

  2. I'm not sure but a friend of mine called her car Fritz. She said it was always on the...oh, hey, I just got that.


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