Thursday, October 6, 2016

Catch Me If You Can (And You Totally Can)

Coupla things tonight.

First: If you are one of my IRL Facebook friends, you know that tonight I changed my profile pic to one of me smiling, with new glasses, a new hairstyle, and altogether more sincere joy than literally any profile pic I've posted since joining FB in...2008 or so.

Second: If you are not one of my IRL Facebook friends, then you're just not trying. Quite a number of Drunkards have tracked down my normcore identity and sent friend requests. I accept all friend requests from (formerly) anonymous Drunkards, by the way. If you've made the minimal effort to piece together the copious clues I leave to my identity on this blog, then more power to you, and I'm flattered by the request.

Honestly, not even difficult.
Third: I got a super-cute new hairstyle tonight, less than a week after getting a super-cute new pair of eyeglasses. I Different. Happy. And that feels awesome. Possibly that's shallow, but I'm a middle-aged, middle-class American white chick, so fuck your judgment. I feel good right now.

Look me up on Facebook if you don't believe me.

I'm the middle aged, blonde, bobbed, bespectacled, from-Milwaukee, formerly-Catholic chick who should stand out like a sore freaking thumb.


Love you, my friends and not-yet-friends. See you soon.


  1. This is one of those times when I feel like I don't spend enough time on Facebook because I missed your photo change. And nearly missed Benedict Cumberbatch singing one of my favorite songs.
    So with that in mind let me offer this brief thought:

    Are there any drunkards out there?
    Smile if you’re online tonight.
    How’s things at your apartment?
    Go on now,
    Because things are looking up
    And you’ve brought me out of a slump.
    IIIIII have become your Facebook friend.

  2. Yes, you're looking really good.

    I'd probably consider falling in love with you, but then Drummer Boy would beat me up.

  3. Sent you a friend request (I think) :-)


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