I Can Give You a View of the World in Haiku

So some of you liked my angry little haiku?

And even wanted more.

Well, when it comes to anger and highly structured verse forms, I've always got more, children.

And lo, there was a shitstorm of
fair verses, bitches.

But wait. I wanted to tell you all about the craptacular beginning to my work week, otherwise known as "The Ballad of It Was Almost Lunchtime Before IT Got Its Head out of Its Ass and Fixed the Network."

Then I thought, ¿Por qué no los todos?

I watch a lot of taco commercials, yo.

So without further ado, I present My Monday Computer Fail, in Haiku.

Meanwhile, they won't even give me business cards because my position isn't important enough.

On to Tuesday.