Thursday, July 3, 2014

I Got a Question for You

Lady Drunkards: You know how you go to the bathroom, and you realize your period is starting, and you think to yourself:

my period? well shit that explains a lot.

Gentlemen Drunkards: How do you explain those weeks when you've been a total headcase emotional jerkwad?


My entire week makes sense to me now.

Guys...you never blame hormones and/or menses for your sense of entitlement/rage/free-floating dissatisfaction with all life has to offer?  Is that what's it's like to be male 24/7?

That's just...wow.

I can't even.


OK. Well, vive le difference.

Women be crazy, I guess.

But my period is starting, so don't fuck with me.

Kthx.
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2 comments:

  1. Bill the ButcherJuly 4, 2014 at 4:04 AM

    Yeah well I'm frightened sick of women who are on their periods. Terrified.


    The old custom of ladies on the rag isolating themselves has a whole lot to commend it >:~|

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    1. Chuck BaudelaireJuly 4, 2014 at 12:18 PM

      Hell hath no fury like a woman who just ruined her favorite panties. :P

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