You'll eat it, and you'll like it. |
Pictured: Not kale. |
I care so damn much. |
Step 1: Make one full recipe of your favorite dish - soup, appetizer, meat, vegetarian, it doesn't matter. As long as it's something you love to eat.
Step 2: Take one large bunch of kale. Get the biggest motherfucker you can find. Use two smaller ones if you can't find a great big one. Hell, use three if you really want the full-on kale experience.
Step 3: Throw that shit away. Who the hell eats kale?
Step 4: Eat on your favorite dish until you're fit to bust.
There you go. I guarantee you'll love it.
Hooray for food! |
Brilliant!
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