Actually, I was asleep when he got home, so he would have
gotten in, even without candy bar tribute. But he didn’t know I would be
asleep, so he is awarded the points.
Anyway, I was eating one of my lovely Snickers PBS, and my
eye fell on something printed on the wrapper.
Hmmm... |
Then I realized the wrapper was suggesting that I should
save one square of one candy bar for later.
I nearly snorted peanut butter out of my nose, I laughed so
hard.
No pun intended, but are you nuts, Snickers? Surely the only
reason you made your PBS (which obviously stands for Perfectly Bitchin’ Snack)
in two pieces was to maximize the surface area covered by chocolate. Surely you
didn’t actually expect anyone, having eaten one, to not eat the other – or,
even more ridiculously, to offer it to someone else?
That’s a good one, Snickers. What’s next?
Call Ripley's. |
Sheesh.
The only person I know who didn't inhale an entire chocolate bar in 5 seconds was my grandma...she'd eat half of one mini-bar and claim she was full. I assume she was insane.
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