Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Update to Yesterday's Post (Before I Have a Heart Attack and Die)

You may recall that yesterday I wrote about the teeny-tiny shorts that Precocious Daughter and I spotted in the juniors' department at Target last weekend.

Yeah, those.
I mentioned that neither PDaughter nor I get our own clothes from the juniors' department. I have too many curves to squeeze into those sizes, and she doesn't have enough. She's just a wee little girl. Yes, 12 is a wee little girl, when it's my daughter and my blog. She was out of diapers yesterday.

"Yesterday" is metaphorical for literary effect.
PDaughter would like you to know.
Last night I bought my baby girl a new pair of jeans that she spotted and thought were were really cute and begged me to get them for her. And they were indeed cute and fit her well, so I bought them.

From the juniors' department.

This is the big one.
Oh, crap.


I don't feel so well just now.
But...if my little girl is shopping where the teenagers shop, what does that make me?

Oh yeah, you old.
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to take some Metamucil and have a lie-down now. Maybe catch some "Matlock" repeats later.

I'm sure I'll feel better after a little nap.
I'm coming, Elizabeth.

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