Ja, We Will Destroy You

The stage is now set. Oklahoma City Thunder vs. Dallas Mavericks in the NBA Western Conference Championship. We're waiting for you, Oklahoma City.  Because, you know, we swept the Lakers waaaay last week.  But I'll let Kobe explain that.

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Don't worry, Kobe. It wasn't you who lost the series; it was Dirk Nowitzki who won. You know: Dirk, the German Moses. Don't believe me? Here it is, straight from the mouth of his biggest fan.



God, I love basketball. OK, the Stephen Hawking reference is a bit offensive, but that's just how my people roll. And this week, as the Mavericks take on the really verbosely named Oklahoma City Thunder (I mean, try fitting that on a size small t-shirt), we are all German. Maybe not Peja Stojakovic - you can't beat the Serbian out of him with a stick. But the rest of us - jawohl, baby.

See you on Tuesday, America and the basketball-loving world. If anybody sees Andrew Bynum, tell him to put on his damn shirt and enjoy the game, OK?