Charlie Sheen Ruins Lent

Dear Charlie:

I had planned to give up drinking for Lent this year.  But if you recall, I already stopped drinking on February 28 as a challenge to you to not die.  So now I'll have to give up something else on top of booze in order to complete my period of contemplation and self-discipline in spiritual preparation for Easter.  That kind of pisses me off.

Thanks for ruining Lent, Charlie.

Love,
Always Drunk