Thursday, December 30, 2010

Support Brett Favre's Junk!

Brett Favre - the greatest (and grayest) QB ever to play in the NFL - has been fined $50,000.  NOT for texting his junk to a female New York Jets employee.  No, no, no, no.  The league could find no "forensic evidence" to support Jenn Sterger's claim; I guess they couldn't prove it was Brett's mandingo.  (My theory is that the all-male investigative team just didn't want to look that closely.)  Instead he was tagged for "failure to cooperate" with the NFL's inquiry into the scandal. 

So be it.  With all due respect to Ms. Sterger, who was traumatized by a picture of a wiener, I'd like to pledge my continued love and support for Brett.  And you can, too.  Simply post this graphic on your website, blog, Twitter feed, Facebook page, e-mail sig, or wherever you want to let it all hang out for No. 4.

I love you, man!

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