|It pretty much looked more or less exactly like this. It is, as they say,|
a very small fucking world.
Reason #681 why divorce sucks.
|Just in case you thought it was all|
top hats and new dance sensations.
But I was unable to part with one figurine we bought together waaaaay back in the day.
This is Eldon, the Cookie Eating Lizard.
|He is a lizard. Eating a cookie. As advertised.|
|He's wearing a cowboy hat. And eating a cookie. And he's blue.|
|Nom nom nom.|
Maybe I'll start taking him to places I go and photographing him. Like Flat Stanley. Only Non-Flat Blue Lizard with a Cookie.
Now available for appearances.
If cookies are provided.