How do you live without cheese?
|Exhibit A: Cheese.|
|That...borders on acceptable, right?|
|Squid ink pasta?!? My objections to that go way beyond ethics.|
And ethics or not, humanitarianism or not...I'm not giving up cheese, Vegans.
|See? The cow is laughing. She ain't mad.|
I think Mama Bovine is like, "Moo, another day, another bucket of milk. I hope it will bring joy and nourishment to someone. I'm thinking a baby cow, but that's not a deal-breaker. Moo."
|It ain't no thang.|
Two out of three ain't bad.
|As Meat Loaf sang. Oh, the irony.|
But I enjoy tofu AND sausage, and I guess I'm not yet enlightened enough to feel bad about that.
In conclusion, cheese freaking rules.
Can we still be friends?