Hey, you beautiful people. Tabby here.
|Talk dirty to me and I'll show you|
There are, like, so many other things we should be talking about, y'all. Like douchebag terrorists. And sexy redheads. And how shitty country music is these days.
Seriously, have you listened to this yet? Chocolate-covered Christ. LOL.
But no. Instead we're still hearing about old white fucks trying to spoil other people's fun, just because some people prefer their fun with matching genitalia. Dudes. Honestly, if you like pussy, isn't it better if some guys don't? Less competition and all. And the same goes for straight lady bigots, of course. Lesbians are doing you a huge favor by jumping off the wiener train.
|Buttsex is an abomination but eating armored cockroaches is OK?|
WHERE ARE YOUR PRIORITIES?
Where was I?
Oh, yeah, procreation. It's the state's job to encourage procreation. Besides being creepy as all hell, that notion is - what's the word? - stoopid. Yeah. I don't have kids myself, because children are messy, shallow, undisciplined, and needy. They're like boyfriends you can't have sex with, lol. But if I did, it wouldn't be because the government thought it was a good idea. I don't do anything the government thinks is a good idea, including paying taxes and not sleeping with Vladimir Putin.
|I just can't help myself.|
|Just lie there and don't enjoy it.|
|Because you couldn't pull this look off if you tried, bitch.|
Oh,wait. You white Christian right-wing lawyer types don't believe Darwin was right, do you? You think the weak and the stupid just get to keep on surviving as long as they pray to the right God and have sex with the right people.
That's actually a pretty brilliant strategy.
I mean, it works for ISIS, right?
Good job, state governments.
Peace out, people. I'm going to have some state-approved hetero sex. God bless America, y'all.