Thursday, July 10, 2014

YES, More Poetry

ChrisS wanted me to poemify about bacon. So here we go.


Ode to Bacon, Sort Of
by Chuck Baudelaire

Makin' bacon
Take an egg 'n
Break it in a bowl

Bake a cake
Of bacon
For the sake of self-control

Partake of bacon
On awakin'
Say, can you control

A naked, achin'
Macon man,
Can take a rasher whole?

You may contain 
Impatience on
A yen for bacon, though

You flake 'n
You can't take it
To keep bacon from your hole

No way can you
Long stay from bacon's
Stake in all your goals

You're taken, achin',
Not forsakin'
Bacon's special role.

I ACTUALLY DON'T LIKE BACON ALL THAT MUCH. SORRY NOT SORRY LOL.

I don't even get it.

Next up: Rabid weasels. Yep.


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