|No, not the one who wrote "Top of the World."|
|Because if you Google "ridiculously hot carpenter," |
this is one of the first images that comes up.
Someone might to check their algorithms.
|And for some reason, this picture of Andy Richter.|
Google, you're letting me down.
|The search string "carpenter on White Room Challenge"|
nets you a picture of Bob and Doug McKenzie.
|My seventh-grade shop teacher would not have |
considered this good shop safety.
But then, he was straight.
I mean, I'm just interested. That's all. He just seems very...competent. Very, very, very competent. The man knows how to screw, is what I'm saying.
|Get yer mind outta the gutter.|
I'm just talking about this tool with the shaft and the flat head.
Stop it, I said.
But really, Google...I'm very disappointed in you. Searching for "hot HGTV carpenter" should not retrieve an image of TV personality John O'Hurley and his dog.
Anyway, that's why I'm not working on a post today.