Friday, June 10, 2011

Why Obama is a Great President - Reason #28

He can go up for a rebound...


...take a hard foul to the mouth...


...get 12 stitches in the Presidential lip...


...and in the 4th quarter still outperform Lebron James...


...and Dwyane Wade combined.

We know it's you behind those big hands.
Or maybe I'm talking about Dirk Nowitzki, who has scored 52 4th-quarter points through Game 5 of the NBA Finals, compared to D-Wade's 40 and Bron-Bron's 11. And had a 101-degree fever during one of those games.

And still sniffled his way
through a post-game breakdown.
But I'll bet President Obama would do the same thing if he had a chance.

Uh, lose the short-shorts. Nice Afro, though.
As POTUS would say, God Bless the Dallas Mavericks, and God Bless the United States of America. (OK, and the Miami Heat...they could use a little extra blessing.)


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