Someone should have taken a good look at these early photos and known what was coming. Parents, if your children look like any of these, beware. You don't know what could become of them.
1. Sex-crazed old geezer who lives in a mansion surrounded by scantily-clad pinups clamoring to get into his magazine (and his dressing gown).
|Snoop Dogg (ne Calvin Broadus)|
|Gene Simmons (ne Gene Klein)|
(Trivia fact: Willie is not short for anything;
it's his birth name.)
|George W. Bush|