|We will destroy the Jedi, or conquer |
Middle Earth, or something
|Only one of these is his official Congressional portrait|
Proving that not all politicians are accomplished liars, the object of his affections quickly figured out that her Casanova of the classifieds was not actually a male model and part-time Chippendale dancer. In a shocking twist, as soon as she discovered that that lumpy physique belonged to a married U.S. Congressman, the woman went to the media, which broke the story as soon as they cleaned up the milk they'd all snorted out of their noses. And within hours, the Republican majority in Congress had lost one of its most impressive male racks.
I may not be rich, or powerful, or able to control the Empire through the dark powers of the Force. But today, thanks to the boneheaded actions of Chris Lee, I feel like one of the smartest people in America. And Mr. Lee - thank you for not shooting your junk.