Friday, April 24, 2015

In Short

Here comes a really quick post, and only because I didn't post last night.

That's because a giant fly flew into my ointment.

I'll get him out, don't you worry.
Just be kind of messy, is all.

I won't be posting tomorrow, either. I'm looking down the barrel of a 20-hour day for Precocious Daughter's state karate tournament, which this year is being held in Outer Wherethefuckisthat, Texas. On the plus side, Mr. Chuck Norris may be there! I'll let you know. Hey, speaking of that, here's last year's karate tournament post.

Anyway, I didn't want you think I'd forsaken my 12 loyal readers, so here I am.

Hello, hello.

If I have a few minutes I'll schedule a few posts to run on my Facebook page and Twitter feed tomorrow. You know, the kind of quality wit and graphical humor you've come to love and expect from the Always Drunk brand.

I couldn't keep a straight face, either.

So that's today's post. Hugs, kisses, etc.

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Five Kind of Simple Questions

Lightning round, Drunkards.

Answer the following questions, as well as you can, as quickly as you can.

Share our answers if you can. Hint at them if you can't.

Let me set the scene: You're in your space. Your bedroom, your kitchen, your hobby room, your goddamn car, I don't know. The one space where you feel you're most representin'. That's where you are for purposes of this post.

Deal with it.

No judgment zone here.
Now, look around and answer these questions:

1. What is the one thing that is most you?

2. What is the first thing you would sell in a garage sale/eBay listing/Craigslist post?

3. What is the last thing you would sell...etc?

4. How much do you think you would make if you sold off everything you can see that you don't want to keep?

5. How would you describe the one thing you can see that you couldn't bear to part with?

Remember, no one is making you sell off anything. This is completely hypothetical...for you.

So these questions should be easy to answer.

I can't wait to hear your answers.