Thursday, October 24, 2019

Choose My Decor: Tentacles or Nah

Drunkards, I need your feedback.

I want to add some color and personality to my small apartment space.

There is a long narrow corridor that leads from my front door to my living room. It sort of cries out for a runner rug.

I found this.


It is orange and blue, has tassels, and features OCTOPUSES AND FLOWERS.

It's less than a hundred bucks. It harmonizes with my color scheme. And I can have it delivered in about a week.

What do you think? Octopus rug for the win? Or gross unnecessary addition to the decor?

I will totally act upon your reaction, so please react.

Monday, October 7, 2019

10 Comments You See Every Time Someone Shares a Post from "The Onion" on Social Media

This post is pretty much just 10 comments you see every time someone shares a post from "The Onion" on social media, and the people who make them.


"Wait, is this for real?" - The Gullible

"Hahaha, what" - The Unwilling To Commit

"I was like WTF when I first heard about this" - The BS Artiste

"Gotta Love The Onion" - The Determined to Let You Know They're In On The Joke

"SMH, what is the world coming to?" - The Easily Offended (and Also Gullible)

"You do know this is satire, right?" - The Woker Than Thou

"(tags friend) have you heard about this?" - The Terribly Concerned

"fake news" - The Conservative

"Not satire, unfortunately." - The Meta-Commenter

"(OP), why would you post something like this? You're part of the problem." - The Not Even Seeing The Joke Zooming Over Their Head

This has been 10 comments you see every time someone shares a post from "The Onion" on social media, and the people who make them. Thank you.