Pledge Drive

Hey, Drunkards. I'm looking for donations.

Gimme gimme gimme.

I don't want money, or goods. I have what I need - if not everything I want - on those fronts.

No, I'm looking for help with a few other valuable commodities.

Like courage.

And integrity.

And did I mention courage?

That's a big one.

I know that those are pretty scarce resources, and most people don't have any to spare. But I need some courage and some integrity, and it's becoming obvious that I don't have enough to do the things I need to do to get on with my life.

So I'm asking for donations. If you can spare a bit of moral bravery, please pass it on. I'll pay you back. I'll write funny things and post pictures of hedgehogs and finally get that damn book out and even give you a shout-out.

It seems to me that I know so many people who are courageous and honest and strong. All I'm asking is to share in your strength for a little while.

Let me know if you have any to spare. I promise to make the most of it.

Love you guys.