tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post8663729888392200892..comments2024-03-11T02:26:38.210-05:00Comments on Always Drunk: Independence DayChuck Baudelairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07856142744531037691noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-17608992891177663522015-07-06T08:19:06.792-05:002015-07-06T08:19:06.792-05:00Never underestimate a good locking doorknob. Glad ...Never underestimate a good locking doorknob. Glad you're starting to see the light at the end of this tunnel...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-11736766018705097182015-07-06T07:26:47.790-05:002015-07-06T07:26:47.790-05:00I hope your real independence day comes soon. In t...I hope your real independence day comes soon. In the meantime here's a short poem by Wendy Cope that seems to fit the occasion:<br /><br />“The day he moved out was terrible –<br />That evening she went through hell.<br />His absence wasn’t a problem<br />But the corkscrew had gone as well.” Christopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10320886074658710855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-56460786362655597942015-07-05T13:27:52.122-05:002015-07-05T13:27:52.122-05:00I am holding my breath (intermittently, otherwise ...I am holding my breath (intermittently, otherwise that would be stupid) until you can get out of there... Miss Othmarnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-71109616879034313712015-07-04T22:15:33.476-05:002015-07-04T22:15:33.476-05:00Hopefully you have some vodka stashed in there som...Hopefully you have some vodka stashed in there somewhere! <br /><br />By the way -- if you feel like someone is staring at you while you're in there alone, it's just the hugs I'm sending you, so you should only be slightly creeped out by it. <br />Love you, lady! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com