tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post4361734154115658054..comments2024-03-11T02:26:38.210-05:00Comments on Always Drunk: Hello, Is It Christmas You're Looking For?Chuck Baudelairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07856142744531037691noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-62183900128392650882015-12-21T20:20:51.254-06:002015-12-21T20:20:51.254-06:00Why just at Christmas? Make "Merry Christmas&...Why just at Christmas? Make "Merry Christmas" compulsory. Make it the obligatory greeting anywhere and everywhere. <br /><br />Mugger: "Merry Christmas! Give me all your money."<br /><br />Wall Street: "Merry Christmas! Give me bailouts."<br /><br />USAF: "Merry Christmas! Here, have these bombs on us,"<br /><br />Obama: "Merry Christmas! Here, you folk, get droned to death by me."<br /><br />Killary Klingon: "Merry Christmas! Now just vote for me."Bill the Butcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08436195659154078021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-37368550159909964632015-12-21T07:49:01.098-06:002015-12-21T07:49:01.098-06:00Is it just me or are the people who claim there...Is it just me or are the people who claim there's a war on Christmas becoming increasingly desperate in their efforts to start a war on Christmas?<br /><br />Yeah, I know. It's just me.Christopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10320886074658710855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-28519817916236547952015-12-21T07:25:02.558-06:002015-12-21T07:25:02.558-06:00I'm not sure what sort of executive power the ...I'm not sure what sort of executive power the President holds over how people greet each other at certain times of the year. So that would be interesting to see...<br /><br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.com