tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post3875610632946126499..comments2024-03-11T02:26:38.210-05:00Comments on Always Drunk: Son of a ItchChuck Baudelairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07856142744531037691noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-28151614939181862872014-11-20T17:09:53.598-06:002014-11-20T17:09:53.598-06:00I don't have - nor have I ever had - shingles....I don't have - nor have I ever had - shingles. But I feel your itch - to a small degree. I've got scalp psoriasis and I am CONSTANTLY scratching at my head. Luckily, I haven't begun to scratch random bald spots...yet. But now you have me worried. Gigihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05467164195744234746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-44467007402212096332014-11-20T10:01:46.452-06:002014-11-20T10:01:46.452-06:00What would an eyebrow toupee be called? I know a t...What would an eyebrow toupee be called? I know a toupee for the nether regions is called a "merkin". I know that for two reasons. One: I was briefly obsessed with the films of Stanley Kubrick and read more about "Dr. Strangelove" than anyone should. Two: I've read the comedian Robert Schimmel's book "Cancer On $5 A Day". (Original title: "I Licked The Big C." Original subtitle: "And I beat cancer!") While he was getting chemotherapy he was visited by a merkin salesman.<br /><br />So we're now left with two questions. One: What do you call an eyebrow toupee? <br />Two: Why wasn't I visited by a merkin salesman when I was getting chemotherapy? I was just visited by volunteers offering me Little Debbie snack cakes and apple juice. I like those things, but a merkin salesman would have made a much funnier story.Christopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10320886074658710855noreply@blogger.com