tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post3415069709508138196..comments2024-03-11T02:26:38.210-05:00Comments on Always Drunk: More Random, But for a ReasonChuck Baudelairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07856142744531037691noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-74884177629871408172014-04-04T21:20:03.983-05:002014-04-04T21:20:03.983-05:00Five Random things.
1. I don't read blogs.
2....Five Random things.<br /><br />1. I don't read blogs.<br />2. I lied about the five thing.Not A Goat Headhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17856775238288374244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-84469896032453706612014-04-03T11:19:54.465-05:002014-04-03T11:19:54.465-05:00Well, twenty random facts about me that you don...Well, twenty random facts about me that you don't know. I think you'll probably like me less after reading them, but then I'm being honest.<br /><br />1. I’m a singleton – no brothers or sisters, thank goodness. I have a hard enough time tolerating distant relatives, let alone siblings.<br />2. I have wanted to be, over the years, a pilot, a marine biologist, and a submariner. I ended up as a dentist, something I definitely had no plans on being.<br />3. I am a dog person. Dad to a German Shepherd and two Neapolitan Mastiffs at the moment. I have always loved dogs. Even when I was in college in Lucknow I adopted a pack of dogs and fed them and took care of them.<br />4. I am totally indifferent to cats. I don’t hate or even dislike them. I just don’t care about them either way.<br />5. I’m a composter. I use <i>Eisenia foetida</i> by choice but any earthworm species will do.<br />6. As a kid I was phobic about insects, particularly large moths and beetles. That’s ironic because these days I’m a huge insect fan, particularly large moths and beetles.<br />7. I am a biker. I ride a Royal Enfled Desert Storm but in general I prefer to walk when I can.<br />8. I can speak three languages fluently, three languages less fluently, and I can understand a further three but not speak them.<br />9. I could not speak a word of English till I was six. Today, I do all my writing and thinking in English.<br />10. Talking about writing, I have two books published. However, I discovered that writing is the easy part. Finding a <i>publisher</i> is almost impossible. Also, the quality of writing has nothing to do with the ability to find a publisher. <br />11. I have made up my mind that all my future writing will be available online only.<br />12. I am partially deaf (this is a genetic problem) and I use contact lenses since I’m highly myopic.<br />13. I am divorced. I knew the marriage would not work out before it happened but my ex-wife wanted to get married. So I allowed her to discover for herself that it would not work out.<br />14. I am not a parent. At no time in my life have I ever had the slightest desire to be a parent. My girlfriend got pregnant once but miscarried. I was not unhappy.<br />15. I am not bald. I shave my head since I find it less of a bother and I feel better this way.<br />16. I can’t sing. I also can’t swim, play a musical instrument, or fly a kite.<br />17. I have been bitten by humans, dogs, ants and mosquitoes; and stung by wasps and a bumble bee. I have never been stung by scorpions or bitten by leeches despite handling them many times.<br />18. I have a dragon tattoo on each upper arm and another on my left upper back.<br />19. I attempted suicide three times as a teenager in the course of five days. I ended up in a coma in hospital. If I ever attempt suicide again it will be in a way ensuring that there is no possibility of survival.<br />20. I have been interviewed on TV. Twice.<br /><br />That's about it for now.Bill the Butcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08436195659154078021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-3064052728616720302014-04-03T10:34:20.338-05:002014-04-03T10:34:20.338-05:00The wolf spider's bite is like a sweat bee'...The wolf spider's bite is like a sweat bee's sting: it might hurt, but it ain't gonna do any damage. That makes it a lot less badass. And I'd like to get it on the back of my shoulder, so I'd never see it except maybe in a mirror. On those rare occasions when I have my shirt off, though, I think it'd be funny if someone mistook it for a real spider. <br /><br />And they're one of those spiders that doesn't build webs. It has to chase down its prey. Some people can sit in their webs and take whatever flies in. Some of us have to go out and grab what we want. Christopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10320886074658710855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-50941888527660244262014-04-03T10:11:10.249-05:002014-04-03T10:11:10.249-05:00Please write about it! Please write about it! Simoreehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14436883436068119284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-33280064111622161232014-04-03T10:10:21.927-05:002014-04-03T10:10:21.927-05:00I'm SO glad you put that, because I was going ...I'm SO glad you put that, because I was going to Google it. As an arachnaphobe, bad idea. <br />Simoreehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14436883436068119284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-5302951759655722332014-04-03T10:04:26.463-05:002014-04-03T10:04:26.463-05:00Dammit...that above comment was from me. I forgot ...Dammit...that above comment was from me. I forgot to comment as ME instead of my google account. BB tongue doesn't mean anything nasty. It's just me making fun of my sister. Michellehttp://www.rubbershoesinhell.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-70024977444131379352014-04-03T10:03:17.956-05:002014-04-03T10:03:17.956-05:00Ted Nugent IS a huge douchebag.
I love this. I lo...Ted Nugent IS a huge douchebag.<br /><br />I love this. I love reading shit about people. I'm a voyeur. So, there's one. <br />I grew up playing in a run down cemetery. <br />Part of my childhood included my parents becoming holy rollers and speaking in tongues. (I should write about that).<br />I never had fast food even once until I was around 16 years old. <br />The highlight of my childhood was getting to dance on stage with the Banana Splits. BB Tonguehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15578403009061606239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-60482279603945046262014-04-03T08:15:27.538-05:002014-04-03T08:15:27.538-05:00You want a tattoo of a poisonous spider? That'...You want a tattoo of a poisonous spider? That's simultaneously creepy and a little badass. Wouldn't you constantly be waking up and scaring the hell out of yourself when you saw your tattoo?Chuck Baudelairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16071566464851365196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-57254329495680293342014-04-03T07:57:55.324-05:002014-04-03T07:57:55.324-05:00Because you're amazing I'm going to rip of...Because you're amazing I'm going to rip off five of my random facts from your 20. <br /><br />1. As a kid I wanted to be a marine biologist. I was always artsy, though, and sucked at math, and while primary school biology was a breeze I couldn't hack the math in college level biology. That's probably just as well because I went to a small Indiana university where the science department was run by Creationists. The head of the religion department and most of the faculty there were cool with evolution. No joke.<br /><br />2. I was born in Nashville, Tennessee, and still live here, which is funny because most people here come from somewhere else.<br /><br />3. I want a tattoo of a Lycosa rabidosa. <br /><br />4. My first job was working for a temp agency, so my first job was a lot of jobs.<br /><br />5. I used to procrastinate but now I keep putting it off. Christopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10320886074658710855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-78998680724170353362014-04-02T22:02:28.736-05:002014-04-02T22:02:28.736-05:001) I come from a huge family. Mom and stepdad, 2 h...1) I come from a huge family. Mom and stepdad, 2 half brothers. Dad and various stepmoms, 1 sister, 4 brothers. Adoptovd parents, 5 sisters, 9 brothers. Yeah. Big ol' family.<br /><br />2) I regret never pursuing a language other than English. I dream of being fluent in French, German, and ASL.<br /><br />3) I love my hubby, but sometimes I don't like him. That is tough to write.<br /><br />4) I like my job because it's a challenge and I love my coworkers, but sometimes I feel retarded next to them. They are so insanely smart. <br /><br />5) I'm a tomboy still, but I have my fangirl moments. Totally not ashamed of it, either.<br /><br /> Bonus- this is the only blog besides PostSecret that I read regularly. Simoreehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14436883436068119284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-7592082213339231142014-04-02T21:51:13.620-05:002014-04-02T21:51:13.620-05:00Why kick mammoth ass? What did the mammoth do to h...Why kick mammoth ass? What did the mammoth do to her?<br /><br />I'd prefer kicking mastodon ass.<br /><br />I'm leaving for work now, but I may or may not come by and post some stuff about me here later. I mean, I do this random facts about me thing on Google Plus once every couple of months or so.Bill the Butcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08436195659154078021noreply@blogger.com