tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post3277049860053442459..comments2024-03-11T02:26:38.210-05:00Comments on Always Drunk: This May Be the Weirdest Thing I've Ever WrittenChuck Baudelairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07856142744531037691noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-1273402065916824352014-06-06T22:55:41.306-05:002014-06-06T22:55:41.306-05:00Was there a can of Coke around? Might have been a...Was there a can of Coke around? Might have been a Supreme Court Justice.Miss Othmarnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-48956469365833136562014-06-06T18:04:21.129-05:002014-06-06T18:04:21.129-05:00I just had a dream about you. I gave you a face, ...I just had a dream about you. I gave you a face, blonde hair, I gave you a PD and a PD's boyfriend who called you Mrs Donne. I turned up at your home with a model of your teeth which you'd sent me, to show you the things that were wrong. You were cleaning the ceiling. I called you Lynn.<br /><br />Also in the dream Barack Obama had a stroke and other stuff happened. <br /><br />About your flush the hair<br /><br />1. Might have somehow come in the water as a contaminant. <br />2. May be fungal filaments and not hair. <br />3. Christopher may be correct. <br /><br />The dream was weird touch. It was very, very vivid and I recall exactly what you told me: "Bill, your 'dental wall' is extremely irritating. You use far too many technical terms. "<br /><br />I: "I suppose that's a compliment to your intelligence, that I'm comfortable not talking down to you. "<br /><br />Thoughts?Bill the Butcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08436195659154078021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-40980751698041805662014-06-06T15:32:40.220-05:002014-06-06T15:32:40.220-05:00I..well...I don't know how to respond.
I gue...I..well...I don't know how to respond. <br /><br />I guess if you have to have a ghost, one that leaves pubic hairs isn't as bad as like the ghost in poltergeist? Michellehttp://www.rubbershoesinhell.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-20436381068929137812014-06-06T10:36:42.360-05:002014-06-06T10:36:42.360-05:00We have but a single porcellus, and her fur is whi...We have but a single porcellus, and her fur is white and various shades of ginger. So you may not have the blog...although if you ever wanted to guest-post, I would publish the shit out of that.Chuck Baudelairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16071566464851365196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-52219033439917967502014-06-06T07:53:11.161-05:002014-06-06T07:53:11.161-05:00I learned from watching Mr. Wizard's World tha...I learned from watching <i>Mr. Wizard's World</i> that hair curls when wet. Different types of hair curl to different degrees (Don Herbert had to use someone else's hair for his experiment because his snowy locks wouldn't work for the hair-operated humidifier he was building). <br /><br />It never occurred to me before that cat fur might also curl when wet. Fur is different from hair, which is why dogs don't go bald when they get chemotherapy, but maybe it curls too. <br /><br />I think I'm going to experiment with cat hair, but I won't share the results. I don't want to dispel the illusion that you've got swarthy man-scaping ghosts living in your house. Christopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10320886074658710855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-51246024870069455232014-06-06T01:51:43.960-05:002014-06-06T01:51:43.960-05:00One of your Cavia porcellus got out of the cage. S...One of your <i>Cavia porcellus</i> got out of the cage. She was pregnant, but ashamed of it because, not in holey wedlock, etc. So she came to the loo, emptied the evidence in the bowl, flushed (inadequately; she's a guinea pig, for hagfishsake) and went back to the cage. <br /><br />May I have the blog now?Bill the Butcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08436195659154078021noreply@blogger.com