tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post2847752557448463916..comments2024-03-11T02:26:38.210-05:00Comments on Always Drunk: Tabitha Takes on the InternetChuck Baudelairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07856142744531037691noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-80722626714139521112014-01-15T13:33:59.639-06:002014-01-15T13:33:59.639-06:00Oh, I know I'm Shemp. I've been told I'...Oh, I know I'm Shemp. I've been told I'm Shemp. I've been told my hair looks like Shemp's, except I wash it daily, unlike Shemp who I'm pretty sure never washed his hair. Although that's better than Moe who, in one of their films, rubbed butter into his hair. Talk about a waste of perfectly good butter.<br /><br />Now I'm off to forward Tabitha one of those "Meet Latin/Arab/Asian/Indian/Canadian girls!" ads. Christopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10320886074658710855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-3768035139341004712014-01-15T09:01:48.760-06:002014-01-15T09:01:48.760-06:00I assume I'm one of the three readers, but I s...I assume I'm one of the three readers, but I see myself more as Curly than Shemp. Just saying.aehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13302025293493191266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1841841084671666214.post-85019420051394893542014-01-15T04:41:36.653-06:002014-01-15T04:41:36.653-06:00A whole complete email address! Gasp! Chuck love...A whole complete email address! Gasp! Chuck loves you, Tabby, yes she does! <br /><br />Now, you see, Tabs, I have this offer for you. Some years ago a man came to me and left me an old lamp, saying he'd return for it some day. Well, y'know what? He never did. And I read later that he died when a meteor fell on him. <br /><br />Now this lamp has a jīnni living inside. A very nice jīnni, who would love to grant wishes. Unfortunately, the guy who left the lamp with me put a block order on the jīnni preventing him from having me any wishes. I am therefore looking for a partner who will present himself as the next of kin of the former owner. If you agree, Tabs, I'll give you full details of the late owner so that you can get appropriate documents prepared. I will then hand over the lamp to you and trust you to share the services of the jīnni equally with me, placing orders for me as and when I request. <br /><br />I am neither Nigerian nor a prince. And this isn't an ad for Viagra.Bill the Butcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08436195659154078021noreply@blogger.com