|On behalf of this adorable Basset hound, sorry.|
On behalf of my darling PDaughter, Precocious Daughter had many band practices, both early and late.
I found myself caught in a tangle of financial statuses.
And basically, I thought I might be better off dead than, you know, how I was IRL.
|This, if I'm going to be honest.|
Here's the thing: I have many loved ones (some blood relatives, some honest soulmates) who want me to be a successful, first-class human.
I love you all. Really.
But for those who recognize my weaknesses, acknowledge my foreign differences, and love me anyway, I say: Thank you.
You are my forever love for you. Forever.
And all I have to say in our defense in this:
I support your belief in America.
And in me.
And in our post-American belief in loving one another forever.
I hope we can all be happy. I personally will donate my entire forever to this belief.
If tomorrow is your belief to the contrary, I understand.
I hope we will come together later.
Until then, God bless together, you guys.