Thursday, September 10, 2015

Thoughts (Not Deep)

I started to write a post last night, but I got drunk and fell asleep.

That's probably a good thing. One of the sentences I wrote was "Pardon my French, but fuck me in the ass with a rusty beer can."

So there were overall tone issues with the post.

Instead of what I was going to write, here's a picture of a bathtub full of puppies.


That's much better.

Now, here are my thoughts of the day.

Beetlejuice should not have a sequel. Seriously. It's a perfect film. Leave it be.

Donald Trump is an idiot. Hardly an original thought, but it comes from the bottom of my heart.

I think that both the Bill Cosby and Caitlyn Jenner Halloween costumes are hilarious. If you're offended by social satire but are OK with 10-year-olds trick-or-treating as sexy witches, you need to abandon this holiday, please.

It's probably not emotionally healthy for me to be helping my almost-ex find an apartment. But I'm doing it. Because I do not know the meaning of the words "emotionally healthy."

Actually, "fuck me in the ass with a rusty beer can" is a pretty good oath.

Why do so many people hate snakes? Snakes are awesome.

I really need to make a doctor appointment so I can get back on my meds. I ran out a couple of weeks ago, and the crazy is barking to come in.

And on that note...let's all try to have a good day and not kill anyone, OK?

3 comments:

  1. "Fuck me in the ass with a rusty beer can" is an improvement over the line "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw" from Heathers, another Winona Ryder movie that hasn't been ruined by a sequel, but give it time. Maybe the planned Beetlejuice sequel will never happen, though. Hollywood can be crazy, and we can sometimes be grateful for that. A remake of Creature From The Black Lagoon hasn't happened in spite of being talked about for decades. With any luck it never will.

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  2. Writing while drunk is always fun because I can come back the next day and be surprised by what I wrote. Same thing that would probably happen if I set up a camera and filmed a night of me walking around drunk.

    Snakes are awesome.

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  3. Hey -- I come here for my Rick Perry news. Don't disappoint me now!!!

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