I started to write a post last night, but I got drunk and fell asleep.
That's probably a good thing. One of the sentences I wrote was "Pardon my French, but fuck me in the ass with a rusty beer can."
So there were overall tone issues with the post.
Instead of what I was going to write, here's a picture of a bathtub full of puppies.
That's much better.
Now, here are my thoughts of the day.
Beetlejuice should not have a sequel. Seriously. It's a perfect film. Leave it be.
Donald Trump is an idiot. Hardly an original thought, but it comes from the bottom of my heart.
I think that both the Bill Cosby and Caitlyn Jenner Halloween costumes are hilarious. If you're offended by social satire but are OK with 10-year-olds trick-or-treating as sexy witches, you need to abandon this holiday, please.
It's probably not emotionally healthy for me to be helping my almost-ex find an apartment. But I'm doing it. Because I do not know the meaning of the words "emotionally healthy."
Actually, "fuck me in the ass with a rusty beer can" is a pretty good oath.
Why do so many people hate snakes? Snakes are awesome.
I really need to make a doctor appointment so I can get back on my meds. I ran out a couple of weeks ago, and the crazy is barking to come in.
And on that note...let's all try to have a good day and not kill anyone, OK?