|If you listen closely, you can hear the wind whooshing|
through his hair.
|Turns out he's been making chess-themed|
movies with other actors who used to be
really famous. Mystery solved.
I am. So. Flattered.
Turns out I didn't write a post about a 30-year-old song with queasy lyrics. I wrote a post about an amazing party venue in Houston! Or maybe I am an amazing party venue in Houston!
|I have been known to raise the roof. Yo.|
Aside: If your standards for judging an urban hotspot include the quality of its ventilation system, then perhaps you should just raise those standards a tad. Or maybe find work in the booming and lucrative field of HVAC repair.
|Or hole up in a nice Jeffries tube somewhere.|
Anyway, thanks, Slow Marks, for your supportive comment on my post. Come back any time. Thursday is Karaoke Night. Enjoy our two-for-one ventilation specials.
Next topic: Eric Carmen's Dirty Dancing soundtrack hit, "Hungry Eyes," aka "How the Hell Did the Lead Singer of the Raspberries Stoop This Low?"
It will be an amazing experience.