|I have a five-year car loan; that's commitment, right?|
Feedback, upvotes, and other ideas are completely welcome. I'll include you in the acknowledgements if I use them, but no way will I share the sweet (possibly in the tens of dollars) royalty checks with you. This is a legally binding statement, yo.
I Have a Complicated Relationship with Food
My Grandma Got Way Less Out of Our Relationship Than I Did
There Are Right and Wrong Ways to Use Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup (A User's Guide)
All Cheese Should Be Spreadable
I Used to Hide Pepperidge Farm Layer Cakes Under My Bed
Emotional Extremes Melt Fat
I Wish Coffee Were a Vegetable
Cats Are Damn Lucky We Don't Consider Them a Food Group
Onions Are Evil
Food Is Not Love, Or Is That Simply Bullshit?
Diet Tips from Someone Who Knows Nothing About Successfully Dieting
All You Need Is Vodka (This Is Not Medical Advice)
Why Are You Still Reading This?
Aspirational American Sociology in The Great Gatsby (lol jk)
It's a start. Shall I publish the first chapter here once I've written it? Let me know. I'm easy.
Also hungry. What the hell?